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Scandinavian Lover (I Forgot To Be Your)

By Hepnova

On Tourist You Are The Terrorist

My hair forgot to bleach and
My chin didn't sharpen
My momma forgot
To name me St. Maarten
My name got umlauts
Over no letters
Now, he wants to wrap around you
Like a sweater

I don't ski; I don't eat blubber
I forgot to be your scandinavian lover

I guess I just wasn't crazy enough
Nutty, punky enough, in the cold
I guess I just wasn't hearty enough
To drink beer from steins and be bold

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